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James Franco spent the day blogging for a joke blog he set up in response to the joke blog that was set up to blog about James Franco.

James Franco Punchout

Today James Franco made his professional mixed martial arts debut. With the sport's rising popularity across the globe, Franco decided that MMA fighter would be an unexpected twist to his ever-growing resume. To prepare for his bout, our hero travelled to the Far East and sought the tutelage of the great masters in hopes to learn the "Dim Mak" aka The Death Touch.
His training consisted of meditation to channel his inner powers as well as striking banana trees to condition his fists and shins."I'm going to be the heavyweight champion of the world!", he was quoted as saying coming out of the locker room on his way to the match.
Unfortunately, Franco was knocked out in the first round.

The decision: where James Franco is going to play

James Franco spent the day in Cleveland after his plane was forced into an emergency landing. While in the big Cleve Franco was brought up to date on the recent fiasco surrounding LeBron James and his decision to leave the Cavaliers to play for the Miami Heat. Feeling sympathetic towards the plight of the lowly Cleveland sports fan, Franco announced that he will take his talents to Cleveland for the upcoming season as their new starting forward. It is unclear whether Franco has ever played basketball.

Franco = pi*r^2

Tired of the vagueness, James Franco decided to spend all day trying to write out all of Pi. When told that Pi is an infinite decimal Franco replied, "Then I will have to write to infinity, won't I?" So far he is at 3.14159265358979323846.

Franco beats 3D

 
Teen Choice Award-nominee James Franco announced today that he has successfully completed six months of diligent training and can now watch 3D movies without the need for 3D glasses. He claims to have spent four hours a day for the past six months working with both an ophthalmologist and a Zen Buddhist monk to achieve this impressive feat. Franco admits that he now sees the real world as slightly blurred, but he feels this annoyance is minor compared with the opportunity to watch Cats & Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore 3D without the aggravation of ill-fitting tinted lenses.

Franco goes to the birds

James Franco was spotted this morning on the Louisiana coastline, playing a cassette tape of self-made bird calls for the seagulls in the area. When asked what inspired this newfound interest in bird-calling, the up-and-coming author claimed that his tape was a self-penned story from the point of view of a seagull named Beatrice who lost her husband as a result of the BP oil spill. Franco penned the tale because he felt it was crucial for the birds to hear the story in their own language so as to properly understand this tragic point in their history. The story takes a sudden turn in the final act, as it turns out Beatrice used the oil spill as a cover to murder her husband after she finds him pecking around with a younger chick.

Franco in the park

Worried that a hectic schedule is eroding his abilities as an actor, James Franco decided to spend all day rehearsing Shakespeare in the park. He rounded up some classmates to join him, offering them each 20 bucks and free passes to his next movie. The spectacle of Franco and friends rehearsing Shakespeare in Central Park drew a large crowd. Unhappy with the added attention James Franco decided to move the rehearsals to the back yard of his friend Ron's parents house in Jersey.