Remembering Annapolis

James Franco walked the street of Toronto depressed after finding out that the Cumberland Theatre was running screenings of his critically panned movie Annapolis. The sight of the movie poster on a nearby wall brought back horrible memories for Franco about a time when he was motivated more by commerce than the need to create meaningful art. The modern day renaissance man worked tirelessly to block the memory of Annapolis, and spent most of the day at some of the city's more obscure museums in an attempt to rid himself of those awful memories. He is currently visiting the Bata Museum of Shoe History.

Getting his hair did

Today, James Franco got a snazzy new 'do.

Carney Franco

James Franco spent so much money on his recent art projects and installations that he spent the day as a part-time carney, needing income until royalties from his newest film comes rolling in. In true Franco fashion, he worked the Skee-ball and Whack-A-Mole games, ran the Ferris wheel and perfected the candy floss technique.

Getting risky

Today, James Franco drank some whiskey and coke, cranked up the Bob Seger and danced around his house in a white shirt and underwear. Upon realizing that his parody of Risky Business had already been thought of by millions of Americans, Franco immediately became petulant and sullen, but continued to dance.

I need an aspirin

James Franco got a massive headache today after spending all morning blogging about a dream he had of when he was working on a painting during the filming of Howl that was inspired by his friend Seth Rogan. He is now sleeping it off.

Post-Emmy rest

Today, James Franco recuperated from a long night at the Emmys. He wasn't there as a nominee, presenter or guest, but instead waited in the wings as Jimmy Fallon's stand-in, body double, and he also played third trombone in the Emmy band.

Mad Franco

Today James Franco rehearsed a scene for an upcoming episode of Mad Men. The actor isn't actually signed on to appear on the show, he is just a big fan and really enjoyed a scene he wrote in his downtime. He rehearsed with the actors who play Duck, Ken Cosgrove and Don's former secretary, Alison,  who just wanted to hang out with James Franco for an afternoon. Franco was the only one in period costume.