Distinguished Toastmaster James Franco

James Franco has been working overtime to ensure that his public speaking skills will be just right when he is co-host of the Academy Awards. He signed up for Toastmasters and fast tracked through the Toastmasters communication training. Franco is already promoting himself as a Toastmaster/Master of Ceremonies and is available to work at weddings and private functions.

Kim and James Take New York

James Franco went on a date with Kim Kardashian because he respects her work ethic when it comes to reality TV shows, perfume licensing, endorsements, retail stores and a new found singing career. He is hoping for at least one appearance on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloé and Lamar, Kourtney and Khloé take Miami or Kourtney and Kim Take New York. It is rumored that this date is the first step in a plan hatched yesterday by Franco, Ryan Seacrest and Kanye West. 

Multitasking Summit

James Franco has assembled a consortium of some of the world's greatest multitaskers - Ryan Seacrest, Kanye West and of course, Franco himself - in order to learn from each others' multitasking. The meeting of the minds is part of the research for Franco's extracurricular thesis that sleep-deprived men are able to conquer the world with their creative genius.

Third Person Talk

James Franco is still thinking about what James Franco will be doing today.

James Franco: Turn Off the Dark

The producers of the troubled Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark musical have approached James Franco to help. Naturally Franco took the job, and is currently working on integrating songs from Cabaret into the third act of the Spider-Man show, though it is unclear why.

Adaptation

While the entertainment world has heard that James Franco will direct adaptations of William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying and Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, the better kept secret is that Franco has dipped into the R.L. Stine canon for another project he'll be working on in 2011. As with the Faulkner and McCarthy adaptations, Franco will be writing the script for The Beast and looks forward to making The Beast 2 if the first book adaptation proves to be a success. The R.L. Stine adaptation is the first step into Franco's quest for teen audience domination after his Twilight misstep. Also in his back pocket, the rights to Stine's What's Eating Gilbert Grape...LITERALLY!

Franco's Awakening

James Franco awoke from his year end slumber on January 3rd and spent all day preparing for his annual holiday feast inside his cave. The yearly affair takes place on January 4th, and is reserved strictly for Franco's closest friends and family. This year Franco asked everyone invited to bring a dish, potluck style. Worried about the time he lost to his 10 day long nap, Franco also used the get together as a chance to practice his hosting skills, even going so far as to hand out awards for various categories, best salad, best garnish and best dressed, among them. Winners were presented with statuesque rocks Franco managed to scrounge up. As is custom inside the cave, James Franco was dressed as a bear.