Report under peer review

James Franco is uploading his findings after spending the last 24-hours on a bath-salt binge as part of a scientific experiment. Luckily for us said binge did not result in any of the violent episodes commonly associated with the drug. Franco attributes the lack of violence to counter-balancing dose of elderflower (a mythical plant, harvested during a recent trip to the deep interior of the conifer forest in the Swiss Alps, that is said to facilitate deep internal discovery.)

UPDATE

Yup...bath salts.

Finding himself

After a prolonged absence James Franco had a heart to heart with good friend Seth Rogan. The good news is Jimmy has decided to get back to his true calling as a doer of things. His plans for today include, finishing a screenplay, contributing to Childish Gambino's next mixtape, baking a pie and analyzing the social-economic impact of bath salts. It is unclear whether this involves taking bath salts.

What James Franco has been up to for the last year

We aren't saying James Franco has written the new ebook Fishbowled under the pen name Vakis Boutsalis. We aren't not saying it either. www.fishbowledthebook.com

Fat Franco

During James Franco's appearance last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert dared to say he could not become fat James Franco. Stephen Colbert, may we present, fat James Franco.

Social Media is dead

James Franco has declared that all of social media is dead. Also things that Franco considers dead: shopping malls, cinema, television, magazines, newspapers and telephones. He's gone back to the cave.

Playing with fire

Yesterday, James Franco went to Google himself when he saw that Google was honoring Robert Bunsen's 200th birthday. That got him thinking, so today Franco walked into a science lab and he and some old dude started messing around with Bunsen burners.