Banjo playin' Franco

As part of James Franco's incessant preparations for his Oscars co-hosting gig, Franco carefully studied the Grammy Awards last night. Today he decided that the performance that stayed with him the most was Mumford and Sons. After watching Mumford's banjo player Winston Marshall make sweet love to his banjo during their performance, Franco has determined that he too will learn the banjo which he will incorporate into his upcoming Kalup Linzy album, the Oscar Awards ceremony, a one-man banjo performance art show, and he'll perform a banjo Valentine's Day song for his girlfriend.

It's Not Unusual

After a fallout with the Backstreet Boys that has seen James Franco's short lived boy band career come to an end, Franco has announced he will be releasing an album with transsexual performance artist Kalup Linzy.
To help prepare for the new project Franco has enlisted Vegas legend Tom Jones for both vocal coaching and general sex bombness. He was immediately awarded for the work he was putting in with a Golden Globe nomination.