Dragging it up at the Oscars

Today James Franco is sitting back congratulating himself on a job well done. The only thing he would've done differently? Padded bra.

If He Could Turn Back Time

James Franco said the Oscars cut his performance of Cher's song You Haven't Seen the Last of Me since Burlesque wasn't nominated. After releasing an audio clip of him singing the song earlier in the week, James Franco went ahead and released a still of the look he was planning on sporting on stage.

100% chance of James Franco working

Out in LA prepping for the Oscars, James Franco heard that morning weathercaster Elita Loresca was sick. Given that Franco is an amateur meteorologist, its only natural he would fill in.

Banjo playin' Franco

As part of James Franco's incessant preparations for his Oscars co-hosting gig, Franco carefully studied the Grammy Awards last night. Today he decided that the performance that stayed with him the most was Mumford and Sons. After watching Mumford's banjo player Winston Marshall make sweet love to his banjo during their performance, Franco has determined that he too will learn the banjo which he will incorporate into his upcoming Kalup Linzy album, the Oscar Awards ceremony, a one-man banjo performance art show, and he'll perform a banjo Valentine's Day song for his girlfriend.

And the winner is .... ME!

It has been announced that James Franco will be the next host of the Academy Awards, along with Anne Hathaway. Franco already has a three-part plan for his hosting duties. One is to outshine his main rival Justin Timberlake. Secondly, he is excited by the possibility of presenting himself with an award for 127 Hours. Finally, merely attending the Oscars would be lazy, and he might as well get some work in while he is there.