Dragging it up at the Oscars

Today James Franco is sitting back congratulating himself on a job well done. The only thing he would've done differently? Padded bra.

If He Could Turn Back Time

James Franco said the Oscars cut his performance of Cher's song You Haven't Seen the Last of Me since Burlesque wasn't nominated. After releasing an audio clip of him singing the song earlier in the week, James Franco went ahead and released a still of the look he was planning on sporting on stage.

BINGO!

James Franco caught wind that his favorite magazine Vanity Fair has created a Future James Franco Endeavor Bingo, to allow those to guess what crazy stunt he'll do next. James Franco feels that it is something that his favorite website, What James Franco Did Today, has been doing for ages now. He is considering canceling his VF subscription, but believes he will definitely be at the Vanity Fair Oscar party, nonetheless. 

Franco the stylist

James Franco met up with stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe to figure out some Oscar outfit looks. The looks aren't for him, of course, but instead for Zoe's clients Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore. Franco is nervous that they don't have any final looks decided on yet. There is a Marchesa sketch that seems promising for Cameron but he's worried that the fabric won't have the wow Rachel is looking for. Franco plans to spend the afternoon pulling accessories from Cartier and Harry Winston. They already have 3 metric tons of jewelery, but as Zoe has taught him, there is no such thing as too much bling.

100% chance of James Franco working

Out in LA prepping for the Oscars, James Franco heard that morning weathercaster Elita Loresca was sick. Given that Franco is an amateur meteorologist, its only natural he would fill in.

Didn't See Franco at the Game? He was there.

James Franco wanted to attend the All-Star game but felt it was lazy to just sit in the stands and watch so he showed up as the Toronto Raptor mascot and assisted with the in-game entertainment. Today he is taking the costume to the dry cleaners.

Wig times

Having realized that of all the creative things he has done in the past little while - writing, art shows, General Hospital, movies, school, etc - the one thing he hasn't been able to do is really start a trend. Today, James Franco has gone through scores of fashion magazines and books to find inspiration from other decades. His research brought him all the way back to wig times. It is unlikely the look will catch on.