During James Franco's appearance last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert dared to say he could not become fat James Franco. Stephen Colbert, may we present, fat James Franco.
James Franco has declared that all of social media is dead. Also things that Franco considers dead: shopping malls, cinema, television, magazines, newspapers and telephones. He's gone back to the cave.
Yesterday, James Franco went to Google himself when he saw that Google was honoring Robert Bunsen's 200th birthday. That got him thinking, so today Franco walked into a science lab and he and some old dude started messing around with Bunsen burners.
James Franco's educational pursuits made news once again. Yesterday it was announced that Franco will teach a course at the Tisch School of the Arts on directing. Today, he is finally able to reveal his Pennsylvania-based center for higher learning, the James Franco School of Time Management and Advancement in Human Efficiency.
James Franco saw Bradley Cooper's new movie Limitless today. He thought it was weird that Bradley's character needed a pill to unlock the full potential of his brain as Franco has the natural ability to use the full potential of his brain and figured everyone else did too. Franco was, however, impressed with Bradley Cooper's hair.
