Today James Franco made his professional mixed martial arts debut. With the sport's rising popularity across the globe, Franco decided that MMA fighter would be an unexpected twist to his ever-growing resume. To prepare for his bout, our hero travelled to the Far East and sought the tutelage of the great masters in hopes to learn the "Dim Mak" aka The Death Touch.
His training consisted of meditation to channel his inner powers as well as striking banana trees to condition his fists and shins."I'm going to be the heavyweight champion of the world!", he was quoted as saying coming out of the locker room on his way to the match.
Unfortunately, Franco was knocked out in the first round.