Four or Five Times a Day

James Franco spent most of this morning trying to get in touch with the people at Hollywood Reporter after an Internet story detailing the actor's affinity for self pleasure went viral yesterday. Mr Franco was not upset that the story reported his penchant for masturbating up to five times a day, something he admitted to doing. He was merely curious as to why the writer failed to include other activities the actor enjoys up to five times daily, including eating grilled cheese sandwiches and texting haikus to strangers. As a feature writer himself Franco felt this was top flight information and was a missed opportunity.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous8.9.10

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