Report under peer review

James Franco is uploading his findings after spending the last 24-hours on a bath-salt binge as part of a scientific experiment. Luckily for us said binge did not result in any of the violent episodes commonly associated with the drug. Franco attributes the lack of violence to counter-balancing dose of elderflower (a mythical plant, harvested during a recent trip to the deep interior of the conifer forest in the Swiss Alps, that is said to facilitate deep internal discovery.)

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